ladies and gentlemen, you'd be well off getting a full hazard suit
on this week because we're really going to be swimming in some
muck. We're boldly charging into the dark and moldy basement of
badly written comic book origins. We're hitting both DC and Marvel
with our ire as both are equally guilty of allowing truly
substandard creations to exist in their houses. Don't swallow any
of the water from this swamp, kids, it's truly disgusting.