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Apr 14, 2007



This week Lando and I are turning over rocks in the rotten swamp of crappy movies, exposing some of what we feel are the worst movies out there. These films have it all: bad acting, terrible plots, and even one flick where the lighting is so bad you can't see anything (though that may be a blessing). Look at this show as a public service, an impassioned warning that watching any of these movies could result in severe mental trauma. Please, good people, don't be victims of this scourge.

Opening Music: "Fire In The Sky" by Dave London
Closing Music: "ET" by Peplab

 


Illusive Mind
twelve and a half years ago

Nice one,
As bad as Dante\\\'s Peak was, I think Volcano was worse. I also really liked Napoleon Dynamite, but I also loved that game \\\"Full Throttle\\\", waking up in a dumpster, brilliant!

\\\"Whenever I smell asphalt, I think of Maureen. That\\\'s the last sensation I had before I blacked out; that thick smell of asphalt. She said she\\\'d fix my bike. Free. No strings attached. I should\\\'ve known then that things were never that simple. Yeah, when I think of Maureen, I think of two things: Asphalt, and trouble.\\\"

I hate it when movies pretend they\\\'re in the matrix just so they can rip off some of the same moves. I remember reading that the Wachowski\\\'s were pissed off at their style had been ripped off.

Have a read of this article by a pair of screenwriters about how when movies suck it\\\'s not always the writer\\\'s fault:
http://www.wordplayer.com/columns/wp15.Building.the.Bomb.html, (note: this does not apply to Lucas)

Oh yeah and that Last of the Samurai ending pissed me right off.

I\\\'d also nominate ‘Dreamcatcher’ as one of the worst big budget movies ever. Even more deceptive than Pearl Harbor, the trailers for this movie were awesome and it had stellar actors in it! But if the movie decided to be a full blown comedy it would\\\'ve been great. Alas.
At least I got to see ‘The Final Flight of the Osiris’ with the money I paid for that ticket which played before the movie. I think they put it there to try and get some money back for it.

Ben
twelve and a half years ago

Good show guys. It was great to hear your virulent hatred of the new Star Wars & some of Star Trek movies. You guys need to do an entire show where Lando is eating on the mic, that was hilarious. Also, Lando needs to post more. Alright. Keep up the good work. bye.

darwin
twelve and a half years ago

Thank you. Thank you Thank you! I was having the kind of day when everyone was avoiding me because of the snarl on my face. While not draining all the poison, this episode was a therapuetic elixer of rant and harangue that helped me make it through the evening. (AAHHH Let\'s FIght Like the MATRIX!) Still makes me laugh. Most insulting scene in a movie to me was in Armageddon (sp?! HA) when that moon/comet 4x4 rover skipped and hopped across the shard encrusted surface like they were tooling down the autobahn. WHAT the F? BTW its raining in Spain mainly on the plain. \"My Fair Lady\" another corn-syrup musical that lasts three freakin hours. I can\'t count the times I have to endure it while I was dating my wife. Nearly every Sunday evening I would suffer through it so I could get a little lip when the lights were out. Didn\'t learn... went to a high school My Fair Lady production after we married. It was a \"theater in the park\" type venue that meant crappy audio, 400 urban professionals and their families, and a moist sore ass from the grass I was trying to nap on....