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May 8, 2009

This week, it's the magical mystery tour that is the H1N1 swine flu. And yes, I know I say it wrong in the show, but it's the fear doing it to me! We're all gonna die! But if we do, will it be our own fault? Are we creating the ideal petri dish for our own mass demise? We take the few facts and a whole lot of conjecture and talk about the current health crisis. After that, we take a little time to lament the death of good death. Enjoy!

Opening Music: "Alive WIP v2" by George Carpenter
Closing Music: "Blau.ton" by Rauschwerk

Big Dave (OZ)
almost eleven years ago

Another good one guys, I physically laughed at a few things. I don\'t know anyone who washes their dick after taking a piss, sounds really anal. I do know a few guys who use the paper towels to open the door after washing their hands, just in case someone before hasn\'t washed their hands, they then try and throw the towel in the bin from the open door, often missing. That\'s my cue to pick up and throw it on their desks, to their disgust. I then remind them that the same guys who don\'t wash their hands also use the same coffee tins and biscuit barrel (cookie jar to you) as they do. You can see the chills running up their spines. Another thing to remember, the air is full of dead skin cells from everyone you work with, every movement we make has them slipping in to the air we breath.

On stinky cars, I was on a road trip in Tasmania, an island south of the mainland where we keep our in-breds (in joke), when I couldn\'t avoid some road kill due to on coming traffic. My car was a little lower than standard, and the kangaroo was quite swollen from decomp, I just cringed and hoped for the best. There was a light thump, I checked the mirror, it was still there and looked whole. I thought that wasn\'t so bad. 2 days later the stench arrived, every time I put the aircon on, or opened the windows. It was foul, very foul. I tried washing and spraying high pressure under the car, no good. It must have been on top of a cross member, shaved off by the high speed. I also ended up with an ant infestation that lasted 6 months.

P.S. what is the Popeye ratio - forearm to bicep.